Friday, May 4, 2007

Funny poem

Dear boys and girls,

Have a fruitful revision this weekend. Just a reminder, these are the topics to be tested for our Termly Review 3:

English

Units 1 to 7

Mathematics

Units 1 to 7, Unit 8 – Measuring in metres & centimetres, Comparing length in metres & centimetres, Heuristics – Looking for Patterns

Here is the funny poem you illustrated last week in your groups. I hope it puts a smile on all your beautiful faces.

I Bought a Pet Tomato

I bought a pet tomato
and I tried to teach him tricks,
but he wasn't any good at
catching balls or fetching sticks.

He could never catch a Frisbee,
and he wouldn't sit or speak,
though we practiced every afternoon
and evening for a week.

He refused to shake or wave or crawl
or beg or take a bow,
and I tried, but couldn't make him bark
or get him to meow.

He was terrible at playing dead.
He couldn't jump a rope.
When he wouldn't do a single trick
I simply gave up hope.

Though I liked my pet tomato,
I returned him with regret.
Boy, I sure do hope this watermelon
makes a better pet.

--Kenn Nesbitt

With much love,
Miss Emilia